Inspired by the Halloween season, I spent some time last week writing holiday-appropriate haiku and other ephemera. And in case you’re not my friend on Facebook or follow me on Twitter, I thought I’d compile them in one convenient package.
#zombiehaiku My trick-or-treat bag / perfect for catching pieces / of my crumbling face
The razor blade in your apple / slices lips and gum and tongue / flooding your mouth with / the bitter taste of forgotten sin
99% of nightmares are controlled by 1% of burned-up child-killers. #OccupyElmStreet
You always hated candy corn, called them the devil’s treat. Ironic, then, that tonight I served them in your hollowed skull.
#slasherhaiku Every Halloween / Jason pouts in his bedroom / seething with envy